Suzy, our sweet secretary here at Tshirtpusher.com, once said after a wild Christmas Party : “I’m tired of men taking me like rabbits digging a hole.” And we suddenly understood. In the fast-paced life of the 21st century, women need some tender loving.

Intending to do its social duty, Tshirtpusher.com proudly presents the life-changing Slow Poke T-Shirt . Are you tired of being humped by a wannabe porn star who pushes and thrusts as if you wore padding? Are you tired of bruises and discomfort after a short night with the Lovinator? Then this T-Shirt is for you. There’s fast food, and then there’s slow food. There’s fast loving, and then there’ the Slow Poke.

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