Care to lose some weight while honing your futile skills? The Karate Kid movie has the answer.

Put on this great T-Shirt and follow Mr. Miyagi's recipe: First concentrate and catch flies with chopsticks. Then take a car ride at dusk and scrape the mosquitos off the hood. Put everything in a wok, add soya sauce and stir. Enjoy. Concentrate even more not to throw up.

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